tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90396022011-04-21T11:06:44.791-07:00iN FocUs :: HumorDanielhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694587471260037757noreply@blogger.comBlogger391100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9039602.post-1112558563735036412005-04-03T12:56:00.000-07:002005-04-03T13:02:43.736-07:00Melhores Sites Humorísticos Brasileiros<div align="center"><a href="http://www.charges.com.br"><img src="http://www.emitindo.blogger.com.br/logo_charges.gif" /></a> </div><div align="center"><br /><br /><a href="http://www.fulano.com.br"><img src="http://www.emitindo.blogger.com.br/Fulano.gif" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.humortadela.com.br"><img src="http://www.emitindo.blogger.com.br/HumorTadela.gif" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.fliperama.com.br"><img src="http://www.emitindo.blogger.com.br/Fliperama.gif" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.bananagames.com.br"><img src="http://www.emitindo.blogger.com.br/BananaGames.gif" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9039602-111255856373503641?l=danniel-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Danielhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694587471260037757noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9039602.post-1109471247334690552005-02-26T18:08:00.000-08:002005-02-26T18:33:32.293-08:00Charge<span style="font-family:arial;">Veja esta charge animada: </span><a href="http://charges.uol.com.br/vercharge.php?idcharge=1607&modo=som"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#3366ff;"><strong><em>http://charges.uol.com.br/vercharge.php?idcharge=1607&modo=som</em></strong></span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9039602-110947124733469055?l=danniel-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Danielhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694587471260037757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9039602.post-1108863091675252382005-02-19T17:18:00.000-08:002005-02-19T17:31:31.676-08:00Qual a minha idade?<span style="font-family:arial;">A quarentona, muito vaidosa, tinha acabado de fazer uma série de plásticas para deter os inevitáveis sinais da idade: lipoaspiração, implante de silicone e mais alguns reparos.<br /><br />Depois de ter alta, no caminho pra casa, ela resolveu testar a eficácia da operação e perguntou a um jornaleiro:<br /><br />— Quantos anos o senhor acha que eu tenho?<br /><br />— Uns 28, 29... — chutou ele.<br /><br />— Eu vou fazer quarenta e um mês que vem! — disse a mulher, feliz da vida.<br /><br />Então ela foi comer no Mc Donald's e fez a mesma pergunta ao balconista, que respondeu com outra pergunta:<br /><br />— Trinta?<br /><br />— Exatamente dez a mais! — respondeu a coroa, orgulhosa.<br /><br />Depois do lanche, ela saiu pela rua, felicíssima, e perguntou a um senhor que estava em um ponto de ônibus:<br /><br />— Quantos anos o senhor acha que eu tenho?<br /><br />— Eu tenho um método infalível pra adivinhar a idade das pessoas! — disse ele — Mas a senhora não vai aceitar...<br /><br />Ofendida com o "senhora" e curiosa para saber do tal método, ela desafiou:<br /><br />— Nenhum método é capaz de descobrir a minha idade!<br /><br />— Pois eu tenho certeza que adivinho! — tornou o senhor — Eu uso este método há trinta anos e nunca errei a idade de ninguém!<br /><br />A mulher foi ficando cada vez mais curiosa e ele continuou:<br /><br />— Se eu massagear os seus seios durante dez minutos, direi a sua idade exata! Não tem erro!<br /><br />A mulher ficou um pouco contrariada com a idéia, mas, tinha que comprovar se aquilo daria certo ou não. Então ela levou o velhinho até o seu Audi A3 com insulfilm e tirou a blusa. O velhinho quase teve um ataque com o par de seios perfeitos que viu e começou a análise. Depois de dez minutos e muitos gemidos de satisfação (dele mesmo, claro!), ele disparou:<br /><br />— Você tem 40 anos!<br /><br />— Não é possível! — exclamou a mulher — Você foi o primeiro que acertou minha idade depois que eu fiz as plásticas! Todo mundo está me dando 30 anos! Como você fez para descobrir?<br /><br />— Eu estava bem atrás de você na fila do Mc Donalds!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9039602-110886309167525238?l=danniel-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Danielhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694587471260037757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9039602.post-1108270090111210842005-02-12T20:47:00.000-08:002005-02-12T20:48:10.113-08:00A Luz Milagrosa<span style="font-family:arial;">Dois loucos estão num quarto escuro do hospício, brincando com uma lanterna. Um deles aponta a luz para o teto e diz:<br /><br />— Aposto que você não consegue subir até o teto, se agarrando na luz!<br /><br />— Você acha que eu sou trouxa, é? Se eu fizer isso, quando eu estiver na metade, você desliga a lanterna e eu me esborracho no chão!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9039602-110827009011121084?l=danniel-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Danielhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694587471260037757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9039602.post-1107711191281437402005-02-06T09:31:00.000-08:002005-02-06T09:33:11.280-08:00Problemas na Terra<span style="font-family:arial;">Jesus chama os seus discípulos e apóstolos para uma reunião de emergência, devido ao alto consumo de drogas na Terra.
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<br />Depois de muito pensar e discutir, chegaram à conclusão de que a melhor maneira de combater a situação era provar a droga eles mesmos.
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<br />Então, organizam uma comissão de apóstolos para buscarem as drogas na Terra. A operação é feita e, dois dias depois começam a retornar os apóstolos.
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<br />Jesus espera à porta do céu, quando chega o primeiro servo:
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<br />— Quem é?
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<br />— Sou Paulo.
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<br />Jesus abre a porta.
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<br />— E o que trazes, Paulo?
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<br />— Trago pó da Colômbia.
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<br />— Muito bem, filho. Entre.
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<br />Então chega o segundo apóstolo:
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<br />— Quem é?
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<br />— Sou Pedro.
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<br />Jesus abre a porta.
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<br />— E o que trazes, Pedro?
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<br />— Trago maconha do Brasil.
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<br />— Muito bem, filho. Entre.
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<br />E foi assim sucessivamente até chegar o último apóstolo:
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<br />— Quem é?
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<br />— Sou Judas.
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<br />— Jesus abre a porta.
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<br />— E tu, o que trazes, Judas?
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<br />— Polícia Federal! Todo mundo na parede! Mão na cabeça, cabeludo! A casa caiu!</span>
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<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong><span style="color:#000000;">Fonte:</span></strong> </span></span><a href="http://www.humortadela.com.br"><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;color:#3366ff;">HumorTadela</span></strong></a>
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<br /><span style="font-family:arial;">— Mô, eu vou me atrasar um pouco aqui, mas aquele <strong><span style="color:#000000;">negócio</span></strong> ainda tá de pé!</span>
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<br /><span style="font-family:arial;">— Opa, então nem vamos no cinema!</span>
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<br /><span style="font-family:arial;">— Não?</span>
<br /><span style="font-family:arial;"></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:arial;">— Não... Vamos no <span style="color:#000000;"><strong>motel</strong></span>!</span>
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<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9039602-110402799340834518?l=danniel-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Danielhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694587471260037757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9039602.post-1103500259596258892004-12-19T15:46:00.000-08:002004-12-19T15:51:56.266-08:00Dia de Prova<span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dia de prova na faculdade, 100 alunos na sala, professor chato, impaciente e louco para ir embora.</span>
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<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">- Dez em ponto a prova termina, e quem não entregar até esta hora não entrega mais! -diz o professor.</span>
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<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Às 10:10, um aluno corre com a prova na mão até a mesa do professor que arrumava as coisas para ir embora.</span>
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<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">- Eu avisei que não aceitaria provas fora do horário!! Esqueça!!</span>
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<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">O aluno com ar de autoritarismo perguntou:</span>
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<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">- Você sabe com quem está falando??????</span>
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<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">A resposta do professor tinha um certo sarcasmo.</span>
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<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">- Não, não faço a menor idéia.</span>
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<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Empinando mais o nariz, tornou a perguntar:- Tem certeza disso?</span>
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<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">- Absolutíssima!!!!!!</span>
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<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">O aluno levantou a imensa pilha de provas, enfiou a dele no meio, deu uma embaralhadinha e falou:</span>
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<br /></span><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">- Então descobre...
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<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">E foi embora. </span>
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<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">ESPERTINHO NÃO?</span> </span>
<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9039602-110350025959625889?l=danniel-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Danielhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694587471260037757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9039602.post-1103476856535062902004-12-19T09:14:00.000-08:002004-12-19T09:23:42.040-08:00Ingrêis!!!<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;">Agora, uma breve aulinha de <em>ingrêis</em>!</span>
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<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>CAN:</strong> Pergunta feita por quem tem amnésia: CAN sou eu?</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>CREAM:</strong> Roubar, matar, etc.: ele cometeu um CREAM.</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>VASE:</strong> Momento de jogada: agora é minha VASE.</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>YEAR:</strong> Deixar partir: ela teve que YEAR.</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>HAND:</strong> Entregar, dar por vencido: você se HAND?</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>FRENCH:</strong> Dianteira: saia da FRENCH, por favor.</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>YELLOW:</strong> Na companhia dela: saímos eu YELLOW.</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>DATE:</strong> Mandar alguém deitar: DATE ai.</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>DAY:</strong> Conceder: eu DAY um presente para ela.</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>PAINT:</strong> Objeto: me empresta o seu PAINT?</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>FAIL:</strong> Oposto de bonito: ele é FAIL.</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>RIVER:</strong> Pior que FAIL: ele é O RIVER.</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>BITE:</strong> Agredir: ele sempre BITE nela.</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>EYE:</strong> Interjeição de dor: EYE que dor de cabeça!</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>TO SEE:</strong> Onomatopéia que representa tosse: ele desmaiou de tanto TO SEE.</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>CAN'T:</strong> Oposto de frio: o carro esta CAN'T.</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>MORNING:</strong> Nem CAN'T, nem frio: o carro esta MORNING.</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>FEEL:</strong> Barbante: me dá um pedaço desse FEEL para eu amarrar aqui.</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>MICKEY:</strong> Afirmativo de queimadura: MICKEY may.</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>TOO MUCH:</strong> Legume: quero uma salada de TOO MUCH.</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>PEOPLE:</strong> Alimento a base de milho: adoro comer PEOPLE-ca.</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>HAIR:</strong> Marcha de carro: ele engatou a HAIR.</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>SOMEWHERE:</strong> Pessoa do interior: SOMEWHERE é irmão de Manuer...</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>ICE:</strong> Expressão de desejo: ICE ela me desse bola...</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>DARK:</strong> Palavra usada em antigo provérbio: é melhor DARK receber.</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>MONDAY:</strong> Ordenar: ontem MONDAY lavar o carro.</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>MISTER:</strong> Sanduíche: eu quero um MISTER can't.</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>MAY GO:</strong> Pessoal dócil: ele e tão MAY GO.</span></span>
<br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>YOU:</strong> Expressão de curiosidade: YOU seu irmão, como vai?</span></span>
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<br /><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"><strong><span style="color:#000000;">Fonte:</span> <em><a href="http://www.cyberscript.com.br"><span style="color:#3366ff;">Cyber Script</span></a></em></strong></span><span style="color:#3366ff;"> </span>
<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9039602-110347685653506290?l=danniel-humor.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Danielhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694587471260037757noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9039602.post-1102880953283314182004-12-12T11:49:00.000-08:002004-12-12T11:55:54.836-08:00Chamado da Sogrinha<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000000;">Configurando o celular para receber as chamadas com classe! Tudo, porque queremos <strong>BEM</strong> as sogrinhas, <strong>BEM LONGE</strong>!</span> <a href="http://www.hello.com/" target="ext"><img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px" alt="Posted by Hello" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/pbh.gif" align="absMiddle" border="0" /></a>
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<br />Minha mãe me ensinou a apreciar um trabalho bem feito:
<br /><span style="font-size:130%;">"SE VOCÊS QUEREM SE MATAR, VÃO PRA FORA. ACABEI DE LIMPAR!!"</span>
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<br />Minha mãe me ensinou religião:
<br /><span style="font-size:130%;">"É MELHOR VOCÊ REZAR PARA QUE ESTA MANCHA SAIA DO TAPETE"
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<br />Minha mãe me ensinou lógica:
<br /><span style="font-size:130%;">"POR QUE EU ESTOU DIZENDO..., E PONTO FINAL!"</span>
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<br />Minha mãe me ensinou ironia:
<br /><span style="font-size:130%;">"CONTINUA CHORANDO QUE EU VOU TE DAR UMA RAZÃO VERDADEIRA PARA CHORAR"</span>
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<br />Minha mãe me ensinou osmose:
<br /><span style="font-size:130%;">"FECHA A BOCA E COME!!!!!!!!!!!" </span>
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<br />Minha mãe me ensinou força de vontade:
<br /><span style="font-size:130%;">"VOCÊ VAI FICAR AÍ SENTADO ATÉ COMER TUDO"</span>
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<br />Minha mãe me ensinou odontologia:
<br /><span style="font-size:130%;">"ME RESPONDE DE NOVO E EU ARREBENTO TEUS DENTES !!!!!!! "</span>
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<br />Minha mãe me ensinou retidão:
<br /><span style="font-size:130%;">"EU TE AJEITO EM UMA PORRADA SÓ!!!"</span>
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<br /><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Obrigado, mamãe!</span>
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<br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>Fonte:</strong> Desconhecida.</span></span> </span>
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